FUCK YEAH ROMANTIC SPEECHES ♥

Mike: Oh, I know! I got a great idea. Why don’t we pass the time with you telling me how much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles.

Abby: I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass.

Mike: What?

Abby: Oh! Oh yeah, that’s got your interest. Well if you think we’re going to finish what we started in LA, you are out of your mind. You lost your chance.

Mike: Oh, come on. I never had a chance with you.

Abby: You’re right. I had a momentary lapse in judgment when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren’t! Clearly.

Mike: Oh yeah? Well what does that mean?

Abby: I’m Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jello. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don’t fall in love, it’s scary!

Mike: Yeah, it is scary. It’s terrifying. Especially when I’m in love with a psycho like you.

Abby: I am not a psycho!

Mike: I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was “psycho”. You’re the definition of neurotic!

Abby: No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and, and physical ailments without any objective evidence of—

Mike: Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I’m in love with you and you’re standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson.

Abby: …You’re in love with me. Why?

Mike: Beats the shit out of me. But I am.

—The Ugly Truth (2009)

Ian Wyndham: I love you.
Samantha Andrews: Ooh, I love you too.
Ian Wyndham: I wanna tell you why I love you.
Samantha Andrews: It’s… It’s raining, you know that right?
Ian Wyndham: I have to tell you this and you need to hear it. I loved you since I met you, but I wouldn’t allow myself to truly feel it until today. I was always thinking ahead, making decisions soaked with fear… Today, because of you… what I learned from you; every choice I made was different and my life has completely changed… and I’ve learned that if you do that, then you’re living your life fully… it doesn’t matter if you have five minutes or fifty years. Samantha, if not for today, if not for you, I would never have known love at all… So thank you for being the person who taught me to love… and to be loved.

                                                                  -If Only (2004)

“You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”

Doug: Kate, I’m sorry, my timing, I know it stinks. But, I just keep thinking this thing with us its gonna go away. I keep thinking that if I just keep moving and checking I’ll get clear.  But, do you understand what im tellin you?

Kate: I don’t wanna fight anymore.

Doug: No, I mean, yea, I don’t wanna fight anymore.

Kate: Look, we have to skate.

Doug: Just wait, Kate, maybe I wasnt ready. Maybe you didn’t give me much of a chance.  Maybe, I don’t know, I just, I just… Kate, somewhere in the middle of all this I fell in love with you.  I’m saying I love you. I’m saying it out loud. Don’t say we’re not right for each other because the way I see it, we might not be right for any body else.  It can’t be any harder to stay together than it was to stay apart. Kate, I need you. I need you.

The Cutting Edge, 1992

My entire life, I’ve been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I’ve ever been in. There’s always been a next guy who’s better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy. I’ve never said this to anybody before in my whole life. Cam… I love you. I love you, Cam.

- Good Luck Chuck (2007)

John: Claire! Will you wait just a second? All I wanted is was a second alone with you so I could explain things. But I’ve never gotten that chance. Maybe I don’t deserve it, so here goes. For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a lot of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile. 
Claire: And pathetic. 
John: Yeah. That’s probably the best word to describe it. But you know what? It also led me to you, so it’s hard for me to completely regret it. And that person that you met back at your folks’ place? That was really me. Maybe not my name, I’m John Beckwith by the way. Or my job. But the feelings we felt; the jokes, the stupid laughs, that was all me. I’ve changed. I’ve realized something. I crashed a funeral today. I saw this widow and she’s a wreck. She has just lost the person she loved the most in this world and I realized we’re all going to lose the people we love. That’s the way it is, but not me. Not right now. Because the person I love the most is standing right here and I’m not ready to lose you yet. Claire, I’m not standing here asking you to marry me, I’m just asking you not to marry him and maybe take a walk, take a chance.

- Wedding Crashers (2005)

movieoftheday:

Jane: I’ve been waiting my whole life for the right guy to come along and then you showed up. And you are nothing like the man I imagined. You’re cynical, and cranky, and impossible. But the truth is, fighting with you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. And I think there’s a very good chance that I’m falling in love with you.

Dear movie of the day, thank you for reading my mind and posting this today after I watched it yesterday and couldn’t find this speech anywhere. :D

Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she’s making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when… she’s talking about her friends. …
I’m telling you, she is more of a treasure than you could possibly know. She is not just some wholesome, small town girl, some like, good for you breath of fresh air. Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once! So Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, please, just for her sake, walk away man.
Tad: I could never break Rosalee’s heart, ok?
Pete: Good. Because if you do I swear to God I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. Or vicious rhetoric.
Tad: You’re a good guy Pete.
Pete: Well yes. Apparently not good enough.

— Win A Date with Tad Hamilton (2004)

Three days ago, I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska and things started to changed. Things changed when we kissed. And when you told me about your tattoo. Even when you checked me out when we were naked. But I didn’t realize any of this, until I was standing alone… in a barn… wifeless. Now, you could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I’d like to date you.

- The Proposal (2009)

hypnowltism:

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Jim: Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do, which was just to… wait. Don’t get me wrong, I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family, that I do know how to make a photocopy. Didn’t need your help that many times. And, uh, do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive stick?
Pam: Like a year!
Jim: I’ve been driving stick since high school, so… For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And, a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I work with but I think, even then I knew that… I was waiting for my wife.

The Office 6.04 - “Niagara”

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